I promised I would. When I hung up, I though of how strange it was to be talking to my mother-in-law about another woman. Life had a way of throwing y...u for a loop sometimes.I didn’t stop on the way home for dinner thinking that perhaps Jen and I would go out to eat later. I got home, took a shower, and sat down to relax. About thirty minutes later my phone rang, it was Jennifer.“Hey Jen, how are you.” I asked.“I’m doing ok, and you?” she replied.“Just waiting on you to call.” I laughed.“Aw,. "Can you do a magic trick?" Dennis asked, and the Old man smiled. He pulled a coin out of the register, and held it up for Dennis to see. He waved his other hand over it, and suddenly the coin was gone, leaving an egg in the wizards hand. Dennis "Aaahhhed" and the Old Man smiled. The egg suddenly cracked open, and a bird flew out of it, landing on the Old Mans shoulder, and shimmered, turning into a pretty girl that looked sort of like that lady from I Dream of Jeannie. "Do another" Dennis. “Does that horse want to rape my bottom, Mommy?”“He REALLY does darling.” She says with a grin. I can see her salivating as she stares at my exposed pink porkhole. “And I’m going to let him. In fact I’m going to hold your hole open for him. You’ll look so good filled with his cream my darling piggy boy” “This is your handwriting isn’t it Mommy?” I ask, with an unconscious hint of seduction in my voice.“Yes it is. This is Mommy’s special recipe. I wrote it while you were showing me around your. Now you, Rayner.”“The hole is created by another burst of mana that has gathered unevenly, like leaves blowing through a field but settling in a pile instead of scattering equally. The wind is not always equal so neither is the distribution of what it carries with it. The waves of mana spilling from the core stutter and maybe even stop.”“My, my! I am impressed.” Not enough to slow down because now they had to jog to keep up with Roddrick.“Why is this useful to know?” Darn, Axel had forgotten.