He put that one back on the shelf as quickly as possible.By this time James had walked down nearly every aisle and was approaching the back corner of ...he store, he caught the sound of a fire crackling and turned the corner to see a sitting area in front of a lively hearth. Sitting in an armchair casually reading a tome larger than James' had sat an oddly familiar man, simple and unremarkable in looks wearing clothes that would seem more fitting on a mannequin from an old English museum. The man. Kevin followed me up the stairs to the bathroom where we dutifullybrushed our teeth. Normally he would have left the bathroom to give meprivacy to pee but I didn't really give him the chance. He was stillbrushing when I walked to the toilet, unzipped, and let go. He stoppedbrushing and watched me pee. When I had squeezed out the last drops andput it all away he switched places with me and took care of his businesswhile I put away the toothpaste and watched him intently. It occurred tome. "Very good sir," I said,curtsied and went into the kitchen. I fussed around in the kitchen for awhile when the phone rang. It was Carls mom. I had answered it in my"Girl" voice, so his mom didn't know it was me."I must have the wrong number, I'm sorry," she said."No you don't," I said, "are you looking for Carl?" Why, yes I am," she replied."I'll get him for you, just a second," I said."Carl honey, it's your Mommy," I said handing the phone to him with asmile on my face.I gave the phone to Carl. Now make your wishes please." I am sorry, what is a genie?" ... You're kidding, right?" I am afraid not." But everyone's heard of genies. Certainly every human has." I have not." We're magical beings who grant wishes for humans. Now again, make your wishes please." Magical?" Sofia backed away slightly. "You are a demon." Oh God not this again. No, I'm not a demon. I'm a genie. Genies are totally different things entirely. We're less horny, although at the same time, pretty damn horny." No, you.