Atyachi bhiti pan aata geli hoti. Ti mhatari tichya bolnyachya style varun marathi vatat navti, pan vyavastit bolat hoti. Tine maxisarkha motha zaga g...atla hota. Kes pinjarlel ani javalpas chetkinei sarkhach chehra ashi ti hoti. Vayane asel 60-70. Ti mag aatyala tichya bunglyat gheun geli. Mi pan gelo haluch. Tithe tine to aajari mhatara dakhavla. To zoplela hota. Mag ti aatya barobar khup kahi bolat hoti. Tithe aata ti mhatari ani to mhatara rahat hote. To kahi ticha navra navta.Nantar balta. “Can you watch my dog?”I’m seriously thinking about re-marrying my ex-wife ... but I’m pretty sure she’ll figure out I’m just after my money.A 13 year old weasel walks into a bar and approaches the counter. The bartender immediately notices the underage weasel. “Sir, you look extremely young. I can’t serve you even a single beer”. “Oh c’mon. You can’t just slide me one?” “Can’t and will not serve to anyone under age”. “Fine. Well what other things do you have?” “Well for non-alcoholic drinks I. "Then the door opened and her nephew was standing there."Wow, you look nice," Molly said.James was wearing blue slacks with a sky blue shirt, and his black dress shoes."Thanks, Molly." Offering his arm to his Aunt Molly he continued, "May I walk you out?"Reaching up she touches his cheek and said, "You know, you're such a sweet young man."With an impish grin, he looked at Molly and said, "Well, blame your mom for that."They walked out and joined Kathleen in the living room by the door.Kathleen. It's not nice," replied Ashley."It's okay. I have another daddy now and it's my real daddy and he's your daddy too." Ashley, do you think your mommy will be my mommy too? Since we are sharing the same daddy, why can't we share the same mommy?"It brought tears to my eyes when I heard my little girl say that. I didn't want them to know I was listening."I'll tell you what, Ash, you talk with your dad and I'll talk with my mom and we'll see what happens. No matter what I'll always be your big.