He did business with my father. He’s the only man I’ve ever been with.”“I was swept up in the romance of dating an older man. He got me pregna...t and my parents insisted we get married. I lost the baby, thank GOD! Raising that asshole’s kid would have been torture. By then, we were already married. I ... really don’t have a lot of experience with sex and the experience I got from Stan was kind of pathetic. I’m worried that I won’t measure up. You’re sexy and athletic and handsome, and I heard a. She removed her hand from my shaft and reaching under her other hand, that was still cupping my balls, she forced her finger deep into my tightly clenched arsehole while squeezing my balls firmly. Instant ejaculation! Mum managed to hold the first couple of squirts in her mouth but she then pulled her face back and the rest of my cum jetted out to land high on her face and then slowly ooze towards her chin. My legs nearly gave out and Mum wrapped her arms around my bum and pulled me to her,. "I'm back to being Slut." Sorry, Slut."I closed my eyes and focused. "Buffalo. Washboard. Infomercial." What are you doing?" I'm trying to think of big words," I let out a sigh that was halfwhimper. "But it looks like I'm right back to being an idiot." I keep telling you, you're not an idiot. You've just lost someeducation." Yeah, but that's important to me, that's... that's..." I cradled my headin my hands. Oh my god, my smarts had been the least of what I'd lost. Ihadn't even begun to realize. ”“Make that booze and Viagra,” Jim observed laconically, to everyone's amusement.________After watching aliens demolish half of Hawaii only to be defeated by a World War II battleship we took the party through to the master bedroom, as Tina had suggested, taking a tray of drinks through with us for sustenance. Our huge king-size bed proved easily able to accommodate six people, provided they were very friendly. The ladies considerately set about blowing the guys back to life. My wife swallowed.