“Now I certainly wish I were at the boys place.” said Alex.Crystal laughed a bit nervous. She knew what was coming, the dizziness got stronger and...she felt the heat growing between her legs. The usual signs when she became excited, aroused.“Why that?”, she asked.Now Alex laughed. It was a deep laugh.“Because I’d love to see you naked, even from a distance!”Crystal felt her fingers caressing the skin of her right breast, closing in to her nipple. Her tongue slipped out to wet her suddenly dry. . it uses ‘rim shot’ ammo.19. This supports the “Big Bang” theory.20. She was packing a loaded vagina.Old is when!!A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and ordersa Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartendergives her the drink she says, ‘I’m on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthdayand it’s today... ‘The bartender says, ‘Well, since it’s your birthday,I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one is on me.’As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to herright says, ‘I would like to buy. All day, the new feyhound had ranged ahead of us, sniffing even though he didn’t have a nose, his tail wagging. He flushed out more than enough rabbits to provide a hearty meal for tonight’s dinner. Twilight approached.I was glad it was almost sunset, almost time to camp, because I was dead tired. Two days trudging through the forest did not agree with me. It didn’t agree with anyone. My sister yawned, looking almost dead as she stumbled out of the forest leading her horse. She looked even more. Tink flew, walked and sat against a tree thinking about the path her life had taken since discovering her inner lust. Later, back on the ship, Tink found McKinny, a ship’s carpenter working on the floor beneath her bunk. “Skuze me Miss, I’ll be done soon’s I can.” “What are you doing?” Tink asked. “Cap’ns orders Miss and I’m sworn to secrecy or he’ll carve out me liver.” Tink watched the chiseled man work. He nailed two boards to the floor under and parallel to her bunk. Each board was perhaps.