” Main gidgidate hue boli “Dekho, Badri, please mujhe jane do yaha se, please mujhe chod do.”Sardar ne mujhe fir se ek kass kar jhapad mara aur ...ola “Dekh, jyada nakhro maat kar. Hum jo bolte hai wesa kar, aaj tharo majo leungo. Fir tane jane dungo.” Main boli,“Dekho, please mujhe maat marna, aap jesa bologe main wesa karungi.” Sardar kafi hatta katta tha, aur karib 35-40 saal ka hoga.Woh bohot kala tha, aur muscular body wala tha. Woh karib 5 feet 7 inch ka hoga. Badri bola, “Sardar, aap aaj. Wo daur ker meri car ke pass aaya…aur kaha“Mein apney waqat se pehley hi aaker aapka intezaar ker raha tha…kia phir hum chalain?”Mein ney kaha“Adnan…haan baith jaao ander aaker”Phir mein ussey 6-7 jaghoon per le gaya….aakhir ek Italian fruit ki dookan pe ussey naukri mill gayi….wo bahut khush ho gaya…aur kahney laga“Zaryab Bhai….aapka bhut hi shukria …aap ney ek hi din mein naukri dilwadee …wo mera Pathan room mates tau bas mujhey idher udher ki baatein sirf banata tha….mein uss jagha se bhi. .I figured that this could actually make me a boatload ofmoney from certain sections of the population. I mean I could put thesexual reassignment surgery business out of business overnight if Iplayed my cards right. Before I did that, I needed to make sure that Iknew how the technology worked, and made efforts to patent the processso I could not be challenged by the real Simone Clark if she everdecided to return.Over the next several weeks, I studied the machine, and contracted withelectronics. As a pregnant girl?! What else of mine do have on besides mydress and heels?" Umm.... everything" "My bra? Panty? Pantyhose?" Yes, all yours" Ugghh!!' was her response"If I'm going to dress as a girl on Halloween, why wouldn't I weareverything like a real girl?" Why didn't you ask me for permission?" I thought it would be funny to surprise mom and you girls with me as apregnant girl.Mom saw me and laughed. She also said you were going to kill me fordressing as a pregnant girl in your dress," I.