My breasts open and firm to him. "My name is Argaron, and I am here to give you pleasure and to see how you humans react when someone like me has you,... he said as he put his hand on my right breast and gently caressed it. I gave a soft sexy moan as I layed back into the pillows and let him massage my tit.With his other hand he grabbed my other breast and began to rub it as well. I could feel my heart racing and my breath getting faster also, I had never been played like this before, and it felt. "What did you do Rat rob a brewery?" I came into some money so I thought a little drink was in order" sniggers the Rat"Forget the drink I think soap and deodorant would have been more apt considering" Who would believe an old tart could make so much money in one go?" slurs the Rat"You mean your girlfriend? I heard you make money from her. Speaking of her, where is she?" I have no idea at the moment but she will be back soon enough to make more cash, before the beer runs out, hopefully" he. I don’t know how to operate a helicopter.✧ ✧ ✧Chocolate is God’s way of telling us he likes us a little bit chubby.✧ ✧ ✧It’s probably my age that tricks people into thinking I’m an adult.✧ ✧ ✧Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true?Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.✧ ✧ ✧Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads toslipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked. Soremember ... Don’t sing!✧ ✧ ✧During the middle. If I knew the guys in this town had no balls, I wouldnt have let my parents move us here. Well, I certainly am surprised that no guys have tried to hit on you, youre gorgeous. She blushes and gives a little twirl. Really? You think? No, I dont think, I say. I know. She flutters her eyes at me and starts to send signals with her body. Look, my friend and I are about to go get high. Youre welcome to join us. If youd like. Id love that, she says. I get Jack and we head off on our way. We settle.