I stopped my current lap at the end nearest her and held on at the edge.“It’s beautiful. Nice and refreshing,” I said as I watched her as she dr...pped her towel onto one of the poolside lounging chairs. She had inherited her love of the water from our side of the family and was an excellent swimmer. She had on a real swimsuit, not a “bathing” suit. I’m sure she had plenty of bikinis in her drawers but she had put on a real suit for some serious swimming. It was and electric blue Speedo one-piece. “What kept you so late?” Tom asked.“I had to renew my certification on lifesaving for CERT. I had missed too many training sessions and it had expired,” Dan said shrugging his shoulders. Ernie had been in the class with him. It was kind of strange seeing Ernie outside of work.“It sounds like you were busy,” Tom said. He wondered how many other things Dan was trying to balance in his life.Dan sat back in his chair and said, “Parker’s Perfect Pizza has been open for two and a half years. There. The only class I liked, and the school year had just started a week before, was my English class. Most of the teachers were afraid of me, I think. I walked around like a vampire, dressed like a corpse, not talking ... Some of them were sure I'd pull an Uzi out of my purse one of those days. Not a very funny thought maybe, but I'm not joking either. They were frightened of me and I did nothing to help.On this particular day I wore a wedding dress. Well, part of a wedding dress anyway, that I'd. It had to be the collar. Could the collar put thoughts into my head? My God!“How did she do?” Bob asked, not even bothering to note the horror I felt as I realized what I got into.“Is it her first time?” Renault asked. “Because it was OK for a first timer.”“No. She’s actually sucked me a couple dozen times before. I told you she sucked at sucking.”“Really? You knew this chick before you contracted her?”“She’s my ex-wife.”“Fuck me!” Renault started to laugh. Bob joined him.“Isn’t that right,.