Ed and Turtle quickly caught the knack of aiming and holding that position while they shot the bolt, so it was not long before they, too, were scoring...well at 100 feet. There was a problem that each of the crossbows was slightly different; thus, it was difficult to jump back and forth among the weapons at hand and maintain accuracy. Each man quickly realized that he needed a crossbow personalized to his shooting habits. Three bows were marked for Joe, Ed, and Turtle. The remaining bow fell to. We danced around that small stage, naked apart from our shoes, letting those two minders and that horrible old man stare at our bodies. The Prince had his hands under his robes and I’m sure he was playing with his penis as he watched us.Then the minder said something else in French and Maria nodded to me. We got down off the stage and Maria caught hold of my hand, and led me to where the old man was. She stood one side of him and she told me to stand the other side. Then she said ‘Lean forward. The fruit looked like an apple but it was just a little larger and the light green skin was decorated with bright red swirls. As she reached out to pluck one a female voice said, “You might not like those.”As if stung by a bee Natalia spun around to see who had addressed her.A beautiful tall woman dressed in a simple but slim-fitting ruby red long dress walked towards her. Her gentle smile reached her eyes as she said, “The more beautiful the fruit the more disappointing the flavor.”Natalia. ”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever aired on British TV and radio:1. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - “This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother.”2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - “Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside.