"Helen grinned at me and crawled over to squat over my hips, glistening with Karen's juices. My cock went easily straight into my darling's equally gl...stening slit and the other two kissed as they watched her fucking herself while I lay there enjoying it."I hope that isn't a private party," Mum said as she and Karen stood up, mum came over and squatted on my face while Karen pushed her groin against Helen and I heard her moaning as Helen's tongue worked its magic in her pussy.The pub garden was. He could give me a better memory or turn my husband into the greatest lover ever.”“Tough choice,” said her friend. “Which one did you choose?”“That’s the thing. I can’t remember.”Woman Like ManNymphomaniac (nim(p)-fə-ˈmā-nē-yak)n. A women as obsessed with sex as the average man.Love WinningsQ: Why does Cupid always make so much money at the casino?A: Because he’s a Valentine’s Card Shark.Cute AnglesIf you were a triangle you’d be acute one.My Better HalfQ: What did the toast say to the butter. When I say any time, I mean, you know, within the bounds of decency, of course; I would want to be able to show my face in the Co-Op again!”They laughed.“So, Jake a little maths test: How many nice little titties with working nipples do you have?”“Er, three?”“Wrong!”“Just the two, then?”“Right, those two on your chest, the working one and the wonky one, they’re mine. I’m putting in a claim. I mean it’s only fair, you’ve just been handed two quite nice little titties.”“I agree, it is only fair,. . Or mere lund ko apni chut pe khud hi set kar ni lagi..Mai to bas unki har baat maan rha tha ,,choot pe lund rakhte hi vo boli kab se tera lund naap rhi thi par tu kabhi kuch samajh hi nhi rha tha ..Aaj aakhir tujhe fasa hi lia ,,ab mai sab samajh gya tha k vo raat me lund pe hath neend me nhi balki hosh me rakhti thi..Es pe maine unse kaha k saaf saaf nhi bol paar hai thi k chudna h..Mai bhi kab se tumhe chodne k lie pareshaan tha bas or unhone mera lund set kar dia or gidgidane lagi k daal.