’Perhaps it was the devil in me, but as it had been suggested to me that his education should include a threesome, and once I knew he was available,...I called my friend Rebecca to see how she was fixed, and she saw no reason for not having a threesome because she was at home and feeling very horny. She jumped in her car straightawayRebecca really is a character and much more outrageous than myself, and whereas I am ten years older than Lee, she is even older than that. When I first mentioned her. Each team will develop two dishes and the winning team will be given two extra paid vacation days. I want you to judge the contest along with someone else that I'll name later. In fact, I want you to offer up names for the second judge." That sounds like fun. Would there be like a points system based on taste, presentation, side dishes and so on?" Yes, also wine parings that they must specify." Good idea. Put me down for that. Should be fun." Now you know that Tim, Judy and Bill are all going. In minutes, your ass loosens up and I’m able to slam in with everything that I have. I am in heaven, and have no plans to do anything other than continue pillaging your ass, but you’re package catches my attention. I stop stimulating your clit for just long enough to tear open your box and pull out the toy inside. For a second I stop thrusting and stare in shock at the piece of plastic in my hand. You heard the tearing of the packaging tape too, and are now looking curiously at the toy in my. "I was just wondering if it would be all right, if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"This one is compliments of patThere was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.The letter read:Dear God,I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had.