I found a post with a sketchy link but I decided to take my chances. What's the worse that could happen? That was when my phone displayed an error mes...age."Error!"Thousands of error messages popped up before my phone turned black. Did a site really just kill my phone? That was when my phone lit up and the elevator started rumbling. The lights were soon cut. What the hell? Was there an Earthquake? Your phone soon read a message."Initializing... Transportation in progress (5)"The number 5 slowly. My sac ain’t shaved, so when it gets hairy, find my balls and see what you feel like doing to ‘em.”He patted my head and I felt like a third grader earning a gold star. I sucked the nearest ball, which I somehow expected to be rounder. Then its mate. “I could stand this for a good while yet,” he said, “but I can’t leave the store uncovered.”Without moving his legs, he pushed the door of the booth open. Faint red light from the Exit sign spilled into our realm. “Anybody walking by could see you. And just think; ... we don't need any more condoms."Then Teddy grabbed him and tried to crawl into his mouth as she kissed him so passionately they almost set the sofa on fire. Ted stood up and hollered, "Mom, dad, you're going to be grandparents."In an instant Ted's parents blasted their way into the living room and grabbed the couple in a four way bear hug. Right after that Teddy's parents showed up and an impromptu celebration ensued. It was decided that the two sets of parents would take. The girl's snobby friends gathered round them as she dug her hand down the front of her gym shorts and produced a damp wrinkled dollar bill and held it out to Fran."My brother asked me to by some raffle tickets for him." Carla looked around to make sure all her friends were listening. "I really don't know why he would want to fuck a little tramp like you. Much less get involved in god only knows whatever perverted little games you play with your brother." Fran felt like her whole body was on.