”“That’s as it may be sir but buggery of a person under the age of twenty one years is punishable by a term of imprisonment not exceeding seven ...ears sir.” Broadstairs explained.“Tosh and impertinence,” the Deputy insisted, “Get out Lampbert, you should have sorted this out the proper Windsor way with a good thrashing on the quod, and you Broadstairs, we need a little private chat.”Lampbert stormed out slamming the door, “Rather the drama queen that one, stick a broom handle up his ass and. . ." All of which is a point in his favor," Ruth conceded, "but it doesn't make him any less dumb." Ruth . . ." You know, Charlie has a couple of classes with him. He says that Tommy kept having to ask for help whenever his shoelaces came undone because he couldn't figure out how to tie them. That's why he wears those sneakers with the velcro straps these days."Kristen scowled, turning around at last to face her tormentor. Her first inclination was to take the obvious shot that at least she had. “Don’t mention it. It’s part of the job, honey. Oh, good choice. Very good choice. I’ve seen you before, right?” She said, looking at Lauren, liking what she saw.“Yeah, I’ve been here before,” Lauren said.“I thought I remembered you. You’re the one from Bama who needed to get away after...” Lauren shot her a look. “What can I get you two?” Jezebel said, suddenly changing the subject. They ordered shots.“What about wanting to get away?” Fancy said, turning to Lauren.“I never told you this?”. Why is everyone here?" she asked."Elena sweetie, you know that I would never pass up a chance to have aparty," she stated matter of factly.Elena looked incredulously at Zoe who shrugged her shoulders, grabbed aglass of wine being offered by a hot looking guy (hmmm, wearing awedding ring) and said "Yeah sweetheart, you know that, how'd you missthat?"Then Zoe changed the subject. "You dyed your hair red mom! Looks reallynice!" I just love it too! It was Brandon's idea. He thinks I look like.