This was the girl he had masturbated to on countless occasions. How many streams of semen had he spilt in his bed because of her. He had been in love ...ith her for nearly six years now and here she was standing in front of him without a stitch of clothing on and waiting for him to say something ... so he began... “Janet Rivers, I have known you for some time now but never like this. I have to tell you that to me you are the most amazing woman on earth and that big long penis in my trousers is as. It was a section of channel iron welded to the frame of the truck, so it was easy to see why the driver did not even know that he had hit me. I would have ignored the whole thing, except that I did look around to see what had hit me, and I saw a slight dent in the bumper. I couldn't be sure that the impact with my leg had put it there, but I did begin to wonder. Other than tearing my pants, the only effect the truck had on me was to push me aside. I attributed that to our differences in mass. I. Do you have the right clothes?”“Mick, I don’t have any clothes, remember?”“What about Helen’s stuff?”“Mick, did Helen work out?”“Nope.”“Nuff said.”I looked at Renee a little differently after she dropped that phrase.“Wal-Mart should be open, let’s make a clothing run.”“Ok.”We finished, and I took Renee to the Wal-Mart where she bought shoes, socks, a couple pairs of cotton panties and a box of panty liners, running shorts and a couple of t-shirts. As we were walking to the checkout, she stopped. Or any other government alphabet agency.“Matt, this is about Nigel St. Gaudens.” both Suzy and I groaned. Again with this putz. He was like a bad penny. We couldn’t seem to get rid of him.“Please, Chuck, tell me he’s in jail, or Thailand, or something other than the state of Idaho.”“No worries Matt, after this I would be surprised if you ever hear his name again. But I do need to tell you the whole story.”“You mean there’s more? Isn’t it enough, making me an international internet pariah,.