"To tell you the truth, Mr Marsham, I was actually half hoping you had been looking up my skirt. I don’t seem to be able to get a boyfriend, and it...was sort of nice to be getting some attention. I'd better go now, and I'm very sorry to have made such a fool of myself."Kelly looked near to tears. She was a bright girl, already very well able to understand men, and she had a pretty good idea how this conversation would continue. She was right, and Jim was about to be drawn into her plans like. “I don’t need to do that, not with you. How is it that you know so much about love-making, why is it you’re so good at satisfying me? Did you learn all that at your school’s sex education classes? The nuns were pretty hopeless at that; I mean, how can a woman who’s never done anything, never kissed a guy, how can you expect them to know anything about sex, and love and relationships?.”“No, they were pretty useless,” I said. “When Cathy and I first started going out we were both pretty ignorant;. 'Indeed we are an adult shop but not in the usual sleazy sense. We always suggest potential customers come and meet us to get an idea of how we work and the services we can provide. We understand that many have very particular needs which they cannot satisfy fully - either because of lack of availability of their requirements, or inability to find time and space for themselves. So, would you like to come along? Our initial consultation is free and lasts typically half an hour. It is completely. Hormones and pheromones and crap like that aren't exactly working yet,so at the moment I'm not into chicks or guys. I'll worry about thatcome puberty." I explained."Good answer. Last thing I wanted to have to worry about was a sexuallypromiscuous nine year old," he jokingly said."Do I even want to know what you two are talking about," asked Mom asshe came into the room, being trailed by Robin."Short answer, no. Long answer, nooooooo," I replied."Hey, Mom, can I talk to you for a second.