The doctor had mentioned to me when he did an inspection of my vagina that my hymen was thick and I would probably have a hard time of it when I had s...x for the first time. He suggested that I think about it and if I wanted he would surgically cut the hymen away so it would be less painful. I had thought about it for some time and to be honest the thought of it hurting the first time had me excited as it would be proof of my innocence to who ever took it. I let the boys know. A picture perfect hole-in-one. He was amazed and excited. The angel was a little shocked. He turned to God and said, “Begging Your pardon Sir, but I thought you were going to punish him.” God smiled. “Think about it -- who can he tell?”She’s Apple’s MateWhat do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple!Why did Eve want to leave the garden of Eden and move to New York? She fell for the Big Apple!Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should. My toes are still a little purple but gradually getting back to their “pre broken ankle” status. I still had at least a month to go on the crutches. I was no closer to finding Allen.I was giving up hope when I got a call from my PI. He had found him. He was at a resort in the mountains In Tennessee.I told my Lyft driver that he was fixing to earn his money. Head for Tennessee. He said, “yes ma’am” and away we went. It took 8 hours of solid driving before we met my PI who directed me to where. It essentially said that in lieu of child support for my son for the past 2 and next 8 years I could keep the house. And the mortgage we took out to buy the apartment for our daughters of course. And there was no mention of the year where our middle daughter had been a minor. Or the emptied savings accounts. But at least I was out of limbo. I was free. Skinned but free.Episode 5"Have you got a minute?"Katrine's voice was maybe not quite as miserable as last week, but the sparkle was still.