The brunette says, “I’ll have some H2O.”The blonde says, “I’ll have some H2O, too.”The blonde died.There’s a new kind of coffee that act... as a strong laxative.It’s called G.I. JoeHow do two cats make love?The male cat goes to the female cat and says ‘naaaoooouuuw’.And the female cat responds by saying, ‘not naaaoooouuuw’.If you rob a bank in a sanctuary city, is it “illegal”, or just an “undocumented withdrawal”?What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and ET?ET learned to speak. "A witch," I said, "I thought males witches were called warlocks." Makes no difference what you call 'em," he said, "it's the magic that's important."I waited not saying anything in case I upset him, I've still got to live here for a long time yet and with a mad man too."Do you want to hear about it?" he asked."Sure," I agreed."I've always had the power," he said, "could spin a coin on the bar for hours, then I met Jen."He was quiet for some time I suppose he was thinking about this girl. "Blank." Unable to think."Blank. Blank. Blank." Blank. Blank. Blank. Blank. Blank..."The light from the early morning sun crept slowly in through the window ofJake's office. Moment by moment, awareness returned to him. Little by little, herealized he was sitting in his chair, hands on the arm rests, feet flat on thefloor, staring at... nothing. So nice. So comfortable, staring at nothing. Notthinking. Empty. Quiet.A ray of sunlight caught the black, shiny surface of the phone on Jake's. His lips filled the lush latex ones of the mask, and they became his own. The last thing he did was to pull on Harley's gloves. For all intents and purposes, Harley Quinn herself was now loose in the Batcave. Robin knew it would be a bad idea to hop on the Redbird and leave, as he was dressed, but knew he had to show up at the hideout like that. A long overcoat was thrown over Harley's costume, and he debated as to how he could cover her distinctive head. The only viable solution was to take.