" I hope Uncle Don won't be shocked, but here goes. Frank and I have a lousy sex life. We just don't seem to turn each other on any more. We haven't m...de it in weeks, and I'm going crazy."Don turned beet red, but he managed to control his voice as he answered, "Well, Joan, that's a bummer. But you guys have been married a long time. You can't expect the excitement to last." Oh, I realize that, Don," Joan said, stroking his hairy forearm. "The question is, what am I gonna do about it? I just. You couldn’t win the argument so you used a sexist insult and your size. You deserved to have stuff thrown over you. Right. Shower. Do you want a towel to cover yourself, in case someone in your family sees your naughty bits?”“You’re getting as bad as her. No I don’t then, Mrs Sarcastic!” He went through into the kitchen, just as Lara and the others arrived.“Oooh Daddy,” June watched Lara pick up on his discomfiture instantly, and her mood change equally instantly. “What a bod! Do a twirl for. She gasped and quickly put her hands on his shoulders to keep her balance, noting how close he stood to her, between her thighs. Keeping his hands on her hips, John leaned forward to kiss her and as their lips touched, the tears came, unbidden.John sagged, attempted to stop sobbing, then was enveloped by Irene's arms, his face now buried in the deep cleavage of her ample breasts. She cooed and stroked his head, listening with sadness at the grief tearing his soul. After a few moments, John. Jasmine decided to go back to her house and finish the job Jason had started for her.As Jasmine layed down on the bed, she reached up under the bed and pulled out her pink, glittery, 6 in. dildo. She slowly teased herself with it, before sliding it in. She gasped a little as it entered her, only two inches though. Jasmine was still a virgin and, like most catholic schoolgirls, was saving herself, but not for marriage like most catholic girls. She gasped a little louder as she slid in a couple.