And many, many other filthy, perverted things.And now, the realisation dawned on me. Jill had seen it all.Jill was just staring into my eyes. She was ...retty much reading my mind. I think she could actually see and hear my thoughts. She was smiling in that so, so seductive way that only she can. Her eyes were literally smouldering, her gaze boring into me.“Yes, Dave” she said. “Yes, I saw it all. I was amazed at your…creativity… at times. I never thought a man could be so….perverted. Kinky.. . you're next!"Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?She had a blonde boyfriend.This one is Compliments of dave mOne night a father was helping his son with his homework.The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?"The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"This one is compliments of bob.Don and Frank, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.One day Frank didn't show up. Don didn't think much. "No, she doesn't like camping," I said. "Have to go camping by myself." Oh, too bad." We finished our coffee. They asked what campsite I was at, and said they might see me later."Great," I said. It was actually only about two hours later when they pulled up in their golf cart. "Wanted to come over and invite you to lunch. Just some grilled hamburgers and stuff. First time we've been to this park. Be nice to be able to talk to someone besides each other." Sounds great," I said. Don gave me his. ’ Megan’s voice now shaky, tears formed in her eyes, yet she continued again without hesitation. ‘So Josh and I discussed it and we would like to know if you’d consider being the surrogate mother for our baby. I’m guessing your genes are the closest to mine since we are identical twins and all.’ Megan paused to take a breath and sip some of her water. Before she could start to speak again, a teary-eyed Amber leaned across the table and nodded as she reached for Josh and Megan’s hands. ‘I was.