Our family came first. We did our best to be there for all the school activities and competitions right up through their graduations and the kids' mar...iages. Then we started with the grandkids.When we first got married our sex life was like two rabbits in heat. Neither of us were very experienced or adequately informed, so we watched a little porn and tried to replicate what we saw. It was much more funny than sexy.We did have our really 'good days'. It was usually after parties like weddings. One day my Mom got a call from her brother, Dan, saying that his wife, Lori, had slipped going into the basement with a basket of laundry and broke her ankle. Normally, that would have no impact on me, but my Uncle Dan had to go out of town for a week for work, and my cousin Danny, their spoiled, only c***d was starting his first season of football practice that week and would be "too tired" to help his mom around the house. This is where I came in - my Uncle offered $500 for me to go stay at. I used to love farm vehicles, but not anymore - I’m an ex-tractor fanI was frantically pacing outside the maternity ward today.Just so everyone thinks I’ve actually had sex.Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus... So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the. Mr. Axelbland's check had cleared his bank, without any problems. I'd decided to leave the money in my personal checking account, not really sure about what I should do with so much. I'd thought about buying back those paintings from him, then I thought about giving Tina the money, just to see what she'd do with it. Finally, I just left it where it was, and moved Sherry's paintings back out to where Tina's had once been hung.It was a Sunday night in April before Tina came over to my house.