It takes about 9 months or so to pop one of those puppies out, and let's assume at least 3 months downtime after that. More, really, but let's say. So...11,250 couples times 365 per year, means that 4,106,250 additional couples are or were recently pregnant and thus could have sex without making babies. Somewhere I read that Americans have sex on average 3 times per week. Yeah right. I think it was in Cosmo, I'm sorry I can't remember exactly where. So fewer than 1/2 of those might have sex. "Oh Roger, you are too funny. Topped? Oh, ahahahahaaa..." "Sorry?" I was at least smiling... what had I said? Josephine was giggling at me and covering her mouth. Finally she managed to say, "you are welcome Sir, please enjoy," before collapsing into another fit of giggles. "Okay, okay, settle down now little one. Relax." Chantelle smiled. "Yes Mistress," she said. She slid her legs underneath herself and pulled a nearby cushion over to sit on. She sat in this chaste, half-kneeling position. Since you were the youngest, mom and dad insisted that you not be included. When you turned 18, you went away to school while we stayed on the farm and began raising horses. So you missed out on all of it." Lee began to explain."Missed out on what?" asked Carol, only remotely suspecting where this might lead."Mom and dad had what you would call a very high sex drive and they really didn't mind who they had sex with. Mary and I witnessed more than once, mom and dad sharing partners with other. I never figured that I'd need to speak Russian since I assumed I would hang out with Banzai. But Banzai is out having a hell of a time with his new Spetsnaz friends and I'm stuck here without even a decent damn TV station to watch. I did venture out once at night and promptly got lost - it was embarrassing as hell that my FSB escorts had to take me back to the hotel.Hell! Where are all the Russian women I thought I would meet? Oh well at least I have some damn good vodka. Even though it's still.