'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle.'4) MORE NUDITYA little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself i... the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?'5) POLICE #1While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little. Things were hopping from all directions at the gym. It took three people to answer all the phones. Every news outlet on the east coast had a different angle on the commissioner's story. Then there were terrorist theories out there.As I made the turn at the overpass from 213 onto 301 I passed a Toyota Tundra pickup that was sitting on the shoulder. It caught my eye because it had huge tires on it and one of those roll bars behind the cab filled with lights and all full of mud from off-roading; a. She looked at me for a second, then took my hands in hers, pulling me towards her. My abdomen pressed against hers. I could feel the gentle slope of her pubic mound against my penis, which began to rise to the occasion."What's that," Helen asked with a sly smile, pushing firmly against me."It's something that wants to congratulate you for being such a great talent and putting on such a wonderful show." Ooooo, and I want to be congratulated." When?" How about now," Helen said with a wink."Maybe. "Major MacAllistor grunted. "Good luck with your scoop this afternoon." He paused before he entered the nexus. "I wonder how many concubines from this lot we'll have to recycle?" He then vanished from the Sir Caradoc.The Tribune and the Sub-Decurion had a much easier morning. Although the company standing by to back up the team at the elementary school could be called upon to back them up too, the pair needed no Marine presence.They arrived in a Washington, DC CAP scoring centre and proceeded.