A woman ten years younger was going to replace you in your man's bed and in your movies. Ouch! That's gotta hurt, right? Make you see red - mad enough...to kill, maybe?"Can you believe she asked that? There I was crying over the loss of babycakes. I was boiling and spewed back, "Heidi wasn't replacing nobody. The screen will never love her like me. Everybody sees she is a fake - what with her fake green eyes and all. Colored contacts, they are! Fake as her boobs and her ass. Speaking of her ass,. This story isabout Maryann, my very first female lover. Maryann is thereason that I am happy today. She made me understand that I ama Lesbian. She made me what I am… I might as well start at the beginning. I suppose I’vealways been attracted to women, but it never seemed excessiveuntil I was seventeen. There were lots of beautiful girls allaround me and I suppose I thought I admired their beauty andsexyness and that it was this link to sex that made me so excitedand…wet. It. ”“Any time,” Mister Tom said. “Just give me a call...”We parted ways with Mister Tom.“Well, since you gave ‘im a check, I don’t need to ask how it went.”“Seriously. Next weekend...”“What if I can’t wait that long?”“Patience is a virtue,” he countered.I thinking, ‘Bob, you have no idea how much patience I’m generating.’“How’re we gonna do that? Get it back?”“Thought we could drive over here together, and I could fly ‘er home and you could drive back.”“Hate it,” I said.“Why?”“Never drove in. I then walked out of the bathroom, and almost ran straight into my mother.“I thought I heard voices in there. Do you have a radio or something on?”“Nope, just me. Are you hearing things? Are you getting a bit old?”I ran away laughing as she tried to swat me, saying that she wasn’t old, it must just be that she wasn’t used to the cabin yet. Aaron walked in then, and we all sat down to watch TV. Aaron sat in the middle, with me and my mom on either side of him. Laughing, he put his arms around.