I hadn’t been laid in weeks, so I was hoping to score at home this particular weekend. I was a pretty good looking kid, 6’2”, good build, boy n...xt door type. It normally took 3 to 4 hours to get home hitchhiking, but this Friday it was taking forever to get rides. After already being on the road for four hours, I was standing on this country road in the early afternoon with still about 2 1/2 hours of driving time to my home. Although this was a shorter route to home it was a lightly traveled. So she offered to give me a head massage. I said ok and she came and sat next to me on the bed and began massaging my head. Since she had just been cleaning up, she was sweating so I told her to go and have a bath before resuming the massage. She got up and went to the bathroom. After about 10 minutes, she opened the door slightly and asked me for a towel. I knew my day was being made.I took a towel and headed for the bathroom. Instead of just handing her the towel, I pushed the door open and. My mother’s nature was to remain very poised and graceful. She smiled at me wistfully when I approached. I couldn’t return her gaze.My father took my report and began leafing through it. I had printed it for him so that he could read it.“This seems a little light on details, but at least you seem to take some responsibility for your actions,” he said. “Is this all you want to tell me and your mother?” he asked.I hadn’t anticipated my mother reading my dirty confession. I could only imagine how. Hedrives down to the local 7-11.He walks in and the clerk greets him with a very strongIndian accent. Matt purchases 2 scratch offs, and says in amocking tone, "One of these is worth $300, and the other isworth $20,000."The clerk finds Matt's humor kinda funny, and wishes himgood luck. Matt never had patience for finding out if hewon or not, and scratches them in the store."20... 300... 500... 300... 2... 300... WHAT THE? I JUSTWON $300! HOLY SHIT! I WAS RIGHT!"Matt then scratches off the 2nd.