Not that my folks are so bad mind you, really I had it lucky, but being the oldest of three, they always expected me to set the example for my little ...rothers. Tom and Joe, who are graduating this weekend, aren't twins, though they act like it sometimes. Tom is the youngest, just turning 18 a week ago and Joe has been 18 since the beginning of August. I haven't seen them since the Christmas before last so I was kinda bummed that I wouldn't be able to make it to their graduation. Finals week. "Sweetie, what's up?" she drawled in sweet and remarkable contrast to her sometimes sour tone."Michelle, when you got drunk those times and hit on me, was that just the sauce, or were you honestly interested in something physical?" Vicki was blunter than usual and rather nervous, since she was about to solicit sex from her girlfriend."In vino veritas, dear. Of course, I have the hots for you! If you've come around to the side of womanly love, I would be happy to initiate you. Mind you, it. It’s just the way I am, and we had shared women several times before, including Rick’s drunk daughter-in-law when his son was out of town, and then there was the young gay twink the three of us spent an evening fucking after we picked him up hitchhiking.“I assure you that if you join us, you will be the center of attention,” I told her. “Are you prepared for that?”“Maybe I’ll treat you men to a fashion show,” she said, “one I’m sure you will find very entertaining.”“That sounds very nice,” I. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite animal.I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA.He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office.I told him what happened, and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, so I told her it was because you.