Take walks every day, but make sure you don’t exercise too hard.”The man says, “Will that give me longer to live?”The doc replies, “No, but ...t’ll certainly seem longer.”“My missus dumped me ‘cos she says I’m too obsessed with football,” said the first fella.“How long have you been with her?” asked the second fella.“Six seasons.”A young Scotsman leaves home and moves to New York. After six months his mom calls him and she asks how he finds the Americans. “Horrible,” he says. “They’re always. “What are you looking for?“Oh, just someone to hang out with, I guess,” said Cathy. “What about you?”“To be honest, I’m really horny,” I said. “I’m looking to get laid.”Cathy chuckled. “Really?” she asked. “And you’re 34?”“Yes,” I said.“Well, I’m 55, I’m a widow, and I’m overweight,” she said. “I think you’re a little too young for me.”“I don’t care about age,” I said. “I honestly just want to get fucked.”Cathy paused. “Well, I guess that would be ok. I’ve not been with anyone in a while.”My. Mai ab meri mummy ki chudai ki kahani ko aage bhadte hue ek naya part likh raha hu dosto maine aapko pichli kahaniyo me bataya ki meri mummy ko mere chacha ne chod ke ek chudakkad aurat bana diya hai chacha ne meri mummy ko apne do dost aslam chacha aur firoz chacha se bhi chudawaya meri pichli kahani me maine aap sabko bataya ki kaise aslam chacha aur sibu chacha ne meri mummy ko sath me chodaAur agle din meri mummy mujhe ghar me dekh ke dar gayi unhe laga ki maine sab dekh liya hai lekin. I was drawn to her right away. Her mom was pretty hot looking too and so friendly to me. They were over as Jan talked to mom in the kitchen, Mel and I sat on the couch. With no TV orcomputers, Mel only read old books for entertainment. I found out she had no contact with guys at all. Her schooling was in an all girls small school and another one for the guys&hellip,.all separated. My mom had to leave but would be back in 30 minutes. As soon as she left, I had Jan on one side of me and Mel on.