And annoying.So I found the relay in each trucks wiring that turned the damned things on when reverse was selected. And then I wired a switch to it so...it only got power when the switch turned it on. So I wouldn't need to wake up my wife or half my neighbors when I pulled in late at night and backed my truck into the warehouse. Considerate of me, right?Well, that Thursday, business sucked. I mean it fucking sucked. I sat there, on the rear deck of my truck, presiding over $65,000 worth of. " I went for broke, "I'd really love to stroke her beautiful bottom while she sucks you, and maybe give her a hand getting off. What do you two think?" She half-gasped, half-moaned in response, and Tom seemed genuinely torn between caution and lust-driven exhibitionism. Exhibitionism, aided by his wife's mouth on his cock, began to get the upper hand. "You can't fuck her, understand? I mean that!”At that moment, any lingering regret about my aborted lawsuit vanished. "I understand completely!". I ain’t got no starter kit dick so I want her ready as she can be. When I felt like she could take it, I took them out. I gestured for her to raise her legs in the air. She complied. I got on my knees and guided my dick into her.She whined. I shushed her. I kept pushing in. She bit her bottom lip and closed her eyes. She took a deep breath. Her pussy began to give way. I took my time as best I could. Her hole was gripping my shit like crazy. Felt like a warm glove on this dick. I grabbed her. . I don't think that's a good idea, Alan. You ... should go."She sounded so serious I almost turned to go when she screamed in pain,and I rushed back in and took her hand."Sorry, Melody, you can't get rid of me that easily. I'm staying," Isaid, hoping to make her smile.Instead, she screamed again, and the world went white ...When I was able to see again, I was stunned by what I saw. Instead of agirl, in front of me was a unicorn.An honest-to-God unicorn.And somehow, I knew that the unicorn was.