Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary."This one is compliments of Paul D....end the old men to warI am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing ba ... ckwards.Instead of sending 18-year olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military unit until you're at least 35.For. I guess I was forgiven. The funniest part is, you’d think a guy like me would have an easier time getting laid. I don’t blame the ladies at all really, but it always went something like this in high school and college. A potential bedroom sparring partner finds out about my almost record-breaking penis through the grapevine, heads my way, sees the rest of me, and the my size scares her off. Casual sex just doesn’t happen for me because, as I’ve been told by female friends, perspective partners. Nah, Im good. It was a little tense and it defiantly showed. Soon Megan showed up and was almost to the car when she locked eyes with this girl standing next to me. Except she didnt do what I thought she would have, instead she raced forward and hugged her, kissing her on the lips and grabbing her ass. When they had greeted did they cast their attention onto me. I carefully got out from the car and walked around to them. I was first greeted by Megan with a French kiss and a feel of my left. As the velvety melodic sensual music of Art Garfunkel’s ‘I Only Have Eyes for You’ swelled around them, Vince said, ‘Dolly dear, may I have this dance?’ Smiling, Dolly shucked her heels and Vince slipped out of his Bruno Magli loafers. Rising from the couch she flowed into his arms. As they smoothly danced, Dolly nestled her head into broad chest. Holding her tightly to him Vince could feel her bountiful breasts press into his chest. As Dolly closed her eyes and felt his hand press into her.