What's this about?" Well, I don't know how to tell you this," as I smiled. "Roger has hired me to find out if you are cheating on him," I laughed."Oh,...my God, it's not funny Jake. Do you think he knows we've been seeing each other?" Honey, don't panic. I know there is something much deeper than you having an affair. I have Jim and Sally working on it. You aren't having an affair, are you?" Just with you, my love, just with you. What are we going to do?" How many computers do you have? Sally. He was a white top with what turned out to be a thick/throbbing/veined 9.5 love muscle! We arranged to meet up. He said he would take me to a men only sauna here in Leeds. I didn't know there was such a place in Leeds.Martin picked me up at the appointed time/place. We made small talk as we drove to the sauna. I was racked with nerves and excitement. Once inside Martin paid for us both. The attendant handed us a towel each and we head for the changing rooms. We undress in silence and that's. And a horny granny.We emailed each other. We texted each other. We sexted with each other. We cammed with each other. And then she sent some pics and videos.Some guys were scared away by her age. Other guys were scared away by her size. But not me. I told her yes.I let her know when I would be free to meet her. And granny was happy to get the room for us.When I got there granny opened the door for me in her street clothes. But her clothes couldn't hide how big her fat ass was.After letting me. I frowned. I had shared a lot with this faceless stranger. Damon and I had connected online several months earlier on a social networking site over a shared love of writing and dirty martinis. He preferred to maintain a sense of mystery about himself, whereas I had bubbled over, sharing all kinds of personal details about myself. I’d even sent him the link to my Facebook page, but he hadn’t added me yet. It was something that had irked me somewhat at the time, but I assumed he had his reasons.