“Sabrina’s my maid of honor,” Cathy announced, “she tell you that?”Uh, no. How do I mention that the only word ‘Sabrina’ (what an approp...iate name!) had said to me on the entire flight was ‘asshole’. Sabrina put a forced grin on her face, more like a grimace masquerading as a grin, and said, “We met.” Guess she didn’t want to get into the circumstances of that ‘meeting’, either.“How damned hot is it out there?” I asked Devon.He laughed, “Wondered if you’d notice, coming from Seattle. It’s a. “Need something or just back for another view,” Molly joked.“I just wanted to see if you had plans for Spring Break,” Hailey asked. She had no idea why she wanted to watch Molly dress but it occurred to her that there was no other reason to be in the kitchen at that point.“I’m going to the beach with my cousins,” Molly said as she fastened a bra around her waist and drew it up her torso until it covered her breasts. “Steve finally has enough seniority that he doesn’t have to work and Suzy’s. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said “Spreadsheet, do your stuff.”Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of three. Everyone agreed that was good.But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, “Measure, do your stuff.” Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling. "Rhonda was now openly irritated. "I didn't say anything about screwing him for God's sake. Besides, why do you think Jimmy's football jersey has Chet's old number on it?" Uh, I don't think that really..." Why do you think I wanted a cheerleader outfit just like yours?" I don't..." You think it was easy to get all this put together for tonight? What did you think was going to happen, little miss clueless?" Well I'm sorry, but if I'd known you were like this we wouldn't have come in the first.