"Lisa, wtf? What is it?"She looks at me for what seems like an eternity and says"Your...um...." What?" I say."Mark. Your dick." she says"What?" Your D...ck is in me". I heard her say it. I just couldn't comprehend it at that very moment."WHAT?"She takes a deep breath, "Mark" she says my name like how a teacher would say it if I was being naughty in class."Yes." I answer just like how a smart arse kid would."Mark, YOUR..DICK..IS..INSIDE..ME" she says calmlyThen it hits me, my dick is inside my. He came to me and held me while on one knee beside my chair until it passed. Soon the maitre’d returned with a bottle of champagne which he promptly poured into two tall crystal glasses while a waiter brought a heart-shaped box of chocolates with my name embossed in gold calligraphy on the top! Grinning like a kid at the look of wonder on my face, Dave returned to his chair as the first course of dinner arrived – without being ordered! I gasped and started to say something again but restrained. ' Nancy's 18th birthday was coming up and we were discussing what she would like to do."We could go out to that French Restaurant," I suggested, "crepe suzette?" Oh yum, but its so expensive!" Thats ok, my shout," I told her."No, I couldn't let you. You must save your money!" What for?" I asked, "to spend it on my old lady." Your old lady! Is that what I am now," she teased, " I thought you had to be married to gain that distinction." Ok, we'll get married then."That was all it took, as casual. "That's it you little fucker, that feels good. Fuck yeah, you got a hot little mouth. Damn, fuck that feels good. Oh yeah, I am going to enjoy face fucking you. You won't even be able to talk when I am done with you."For the first few minutes, he was content with slowly rocking his hips back and forth, feeding me around half of his dick and enjoying the sensations that my lips and mouth were bringing to him. He pulled out and told me to spit on his cock which I did and then he pushed back into.