.. ???????????????????????????? Another one from AlphqweI heard a Chief on a T.V. cooking show say “Where there’s fat there’s flavor. I know he ...as talking about cooking, but I took it as a compliment anyway. ????????????????????????????This one is from KevjacksI got pulled over on the HWY for going 7 mph over the speed limit. ???? As the officer started walking up to my truck, I rolled my windows down... ???? My adorable and apparently INCREDIBLY smart 7 yr. old Granddaughter, started. She hadn't heard it since she had left Earth. She turned towards the door and saw her grandfather standing in the open doorway."Gramps?" she whispered."Master Iason?" Charlie exclaimed before dropping to his knees in the classic pose of respect that a student showed his Condocefacio."Kitty, I know I should have explained before you left but..." Jason swallowed roughly. "Explained what?" she asked."You're not an Earthling, sweetheart. You are a healer descended from the Vindexicis class." You. I could see my father crying, eyes red and filled with tears as he wrapped his arms around us.Even as I felt the sadness, I stood apart from it, not allowing myself to believe it true, not letting myself accept that my mother was telling the truth. "No!" I screamed. "No! She's not dead! No!" Oh, Penelope ... I'm so, so sorry..." Mom cried into my neck. "I'm so sorry..." No!" I screamed that word over and over until my throat had become too thick to speak. My eyes were on fire, my body thick, my. Once After awhile Jim did come in and watched once. It was on a Friday.That night my parents went out and left me home with Jim alone. I'd had my bath and was playing with my dolls in the living room while Jim watched TV. As soon as the car was out of the driveway taking our parents away he told me to go in my room and take off my nightgown and wait for him. I was sitting on my bed naked when Jim came in in his bathrobe. He stood in front of me and opened his robe and he was naked.