You’ll have to wait 16 years before he tells you he’s gay... Yes, ma’am, this IS the maternity hospital, but no. We don’t have any return poli...y.How can you tell if your gas station attendant used to be a porn star?When the gas starts coming out, he pulls out the nozzle, and sprays it on the windshield... You think of pirates as being all smiley. Actually, they’re all Somali... I was sitting in traffic the other day. I got run over.Inside a Russian woman, there’s another Russian woman.I was in. He began walking toward the vacant hotel room. The redhead, not wanting to let his delicious cock go, wrapped her hands around the back of his knees, and she slid down the carpeted hallway as he walked, not letting go of even one inch of him, and not minding the burning feeling of the friction as her bare knees slid across the carpet. All that she could focus on, all that she cared about now, was that this beefy, muscular stud was about to powerfully fuck her desperately-horny and oh-so-juicy. I was lying stark naked on my uncle’s bed. He got off the bed to have a good look at my body. Then he slowly took off his kurta. I tried to have a look and was getting excited looking at his bare chest. Then he slowly untied the strings of his pyjama and it fell down. I was again scared looking at his big penis and the thought stuck me again – if he tries to insert it inside my vagina it will hurt a lot. With this thought I hide my face in the pillow. When he came on the bed he started kissing. She looked me up and down and smiled."I see you opened your presents, what did you think of them?" As she rubbed her body up and down feeling more confortable in her underwear. Smiling I replied, "It was fun and he said he was gonna come back next week."Putting her hands on her hips she said, "Oh? Did he leave any money with you?" I pulled the money out of my basque as my mother walked up and snatched it from my hand, counting it to make sure it was all there."You naughty girl, he must have.