"She seemed to roll the name around on her tongue, "Jake Steiner. Are you Jewish?"Jake nodded, "Yes."She frowned, "By inclination or by birth?"Jake wo...dered what answer she wanted. He might have been offended by the line of questioning, but had never particularly identified with his heritage. Most people assumed he was Italian.With no guidance as to how to finesse his answer for a more favorable impression, he elected to go with the truth, "I'm Jewish because my mother is Jewish. In matters of. ” I growled, suddenly angry, my initial shock melting away.“I'm dreadfully sorry about that honey, but how was I to know that Cletus was gonna be all the way out there?”“Cletus? THAT'S what you're sorry about? Not the fact that I'm gonna go to prison because you couldn't keep your knees together? Or at least stick to fooling around with the boys out at lover's lane.”“The boys out at lover's lane are stupid. They're really bad at it. And they talk. A girl has to maintain her reputation. What a nice thing to say." No really mom, I mean it. I bet there isn't another mom around that has a nicer set of tits than you do."The smile fell from Janice's face almost immediately. "Wh... What did you just say!" I said you've got a nice set of tits. They sure are big to mom. Nice and REALLY BIG. You've very pretty" John just smiled at her innocently as if sons often talked about their mother like he was."I BEG YOUR PARDON YOUNG MAN!" Janice slipped easily back into the role of mother at. Racing back downstairs I purposely took my seat across from mom on our lazy-boy and instead of using the footrest, I decided to draw up my legs and rest my heels on the edge of the chair.Mom just looked at me and chuckled " why on earth did you pull out those old baggy shorts baby ? " while chuckling again , " I just wanted to feel comfortable mom, it was either this or just wear my robe like you are, So, which movie are we going to watch now ?"." Oh I don't know honey, how about we just pick.