"Oh crap, 10. We gotta go if we don't want to all have bed heads tomorrow when we go to Hawaii. All except Alex, come with me."Right then I went upsta...rs and tried to go to sleep. I ended up getting 2 hours of sleep, the other 6 thinking about how I might fuck the chick I love.My friends came at 6:30. I somehow managed to get packed, dressed, and showered in a half an hour. "Ready to go, guys?" I asked, eagerly. You guessed it, in a flash we got to the car, and drove to the airport. It was a. I can’t take it.’ I lay down and pulled us together under the blanket. ‘Brute.’ ‘Brute?’ ‘Yes, I made a terrible mistake trusting you. I thought it was going to be simple and almost surgical. You just do it, right?’ ‘Well?’ ‘But it’s not like that. First, you have to parade your sexy self to get him interested. You’re wet and trembling like you’ve never been before. Second, you have to convince him he’s not going to get in trouble being your first. Third, he does it. He puts that great big. Miss Fiona's girl. And, if I'm good, she'll help me to come better than I ever did with her.Fiona looked around the room with a look of disgust. "Weren't you supposed to clean my room?" she asked. "Well, I've seen the other maids that work here, don't they wear a uniform when they clean?"I nodded."Well then. I suppose you should be wearing one too. Where are the uniforms kept?" They're in the main office," I replied quietly."Good. Then I want you to go and fetch one," she said with a serious. I understand completely. Neither am I. When Meredith first contacted me to ask if I would like to meet my son, her lifestyle choices threw me for a loop, you can believe me." How did you first meet, if it's not too personal a question?" It is, sort of, but I don't mind answering. I assume she told you I was a sperm donor?" When Lisa nodded, he continued. "It was in my first year of university. Some friends and I happened to see an ad in the university rag that the sperm bank was looking for.