Now doesn’t that seem just a little strange to you?’ ‘Who am I to question God?’ ‘But you wouldn’t be questioning God, would you Pastor Ma...otte? You would be questioning man’s version of God. One more thing that bothers me about the birth Narrative Pastor Mayotte, why was it, that when Mary and Joseph were told by the angel to leg it to Egypt, because of the impending danger to Jesus, they didn’t warn any of the other parents of young children that Herod was going to kill all boys up to age. “Oh, I am. Eric -- the enemas last night made me feel lighter and more energetic, and the sex gave my attitude a seriously-needed adjustment. My co-workers noticed and remarked I must have a new boyfriend.”“What did you say?”“I said, same boyfriend I’ve been living with for the past two months. They had no idea -- I guess I’m pretty private about my personal life.”“Good policy, actually.”“They wanted details. All I said was that you were very nurturing last night.”“And, what did they say to. I know this cute massage girl from a dating site and I have been chatting with her for some months now. My friend’s hotel happened to be in the same area as the massage parlour she works at so I decided to give it a go..I knew where the place was so I walked over there, walked up the stairs and asked one of the girls if M.was in. The girl told me that M. just went out for something to eat but if I could wait 5 minutes…After about 10 minutes M.came up the stairs. In person she looked even more. He smiled at my silent pain. My nipples were now red and swollen and throbbing with pain. He then took a bottle of oil, and squeezed it on my sore boobs. He told me to start rubbing the oil on my boobs with my hands, making them shiny. Suddenly he made me sit up, facing the mirror opposite the bed. He sat behind me and opened his legs wide. His lund was standing like a thick stick. He then made me sit on his lap, with my legs outside his. He pulled his lund between my legs and started slapping.