He can reach more easily, and has a better view." Kelly comforted."Yeah, I know. And preparing myself for him is really part of the ceremony. But stil...," Lily sighed, "now I'm spoiled." She made one last, careful stroke, then looked up to her friend. They shared a smile, and Lily turned the hot water back on. "The water has cooled too much. I'll cut myself all up if I don't warm it up some before shaving my legs." Lily explained, as she took another long sip of coffee, and reached for her. Linda is a blonde, a Newfie, a Trudeau supporter and a die-hard Maple Leafs fan, but that could all be a coincidence...Submitted by Schop:We older people need to learn something new every day ... Just to keep the grey matter tuned up.Where did "Piss Poor" come from? Interesting history.They used to use urine to tan animal skins, so families used to all pee in a pot.And then once it was full it was taken and sold to the tannery ... if you had to do this to survive you were "Piss Poor".But worse. Your parents’ will appoints me as your guardian, but this is y’all’s individual choice to make.”He smiled, “And I appreciate your faith in me. Now! That was appalling! So what do you kids want to happen?”Susan spoke first, “I want the asshole’s gonads handed to him on a platter. AND I want to see it happen.”“I’m more than certain we can make that happen,” Uncle Pete replied. “What else.”“We need to be safe and to be sure we get a good education,” Bob added. “We went there to see what AP classes. "Oh, nothing," Debbie said, looking directly at Rose.I didn't believe that for a moment, but sooner or later, one of them would tell me. Most likely Rose.The gang of four broke up shortly afterward and headed in different directions. Debbie and Sandy were going horseback riding with Margaret. The ranch next door ... next door being a half mile north ... had saddle horses, unlike our empty barn and corral. I had suggested to the kids that if they wanted to learn to ride, I would foot the bill..