I waited until I caught her eye and raised my glass and called out my festive greeting. It was only then that I noticed her companion. I didn't instan...ly recognise her, yet there was something distinctly familiar about her. It was only when she mumbled her own greeting that I clicked, mainly from her voice. Jill's friend Bernie. My immediate thought was that it meant Julie/June might be a lesbian. Even though I had felt no original sexual attraction to her I still unfairly thought that was a. It was going on 2 when I got home to a empty house again, but this time there was a note which said "Gone for a dip be home later." Once again her cell was off so at 8 I ordered in some junk food and waited for my wife. She walked in just before midnight wearing something that a streetwalking hooker may wear and half drunk. She sat down across from saying "I thought you would be in bed by now. Why don't you go to bed. I need a shower." When she tried to get up her legs opened enough for me to. We washed together for a few minutes and I started to fart in the jacuzzi teasing her. You see I usually fart and so does she so its nothing embarrassing and she done one huge fart which I felt vibrate louder than the jacuzzi. I said 'Ergh mom that's a big one' and she she said 'Ahh I had a big lunch'. Soon after I felt to do a shit and said I need the toilet putting my hand down my belly, she said go on then your hear anyway laughing.I got out the jacuzzi not bothering to dry myself and. Kerri returned to the kitchen and uttered a little gasp of surprise at the stunned look on Jim's face when he stared at her new attire. When she sat down at the table across from him, she purposely bent over to reach for a book.Kerri heard Jim take a big gasp, as the front of her robe drooped all the way down to the tabletop, and she held the revealing position for the longest time. She was positive he had a great view and sort of grinned when she saw him fidgeting in his chair. A feeling of.