" Who are they?" came Sheri's cruel interruption (well, cruel to them).Rhoda's reply, "These women all competed in the junior miss program on their wa... to celebrity status." Mom, I want to follow in daddy's footsteps and become a pharmacist," Sheri made the critical mistake of telling her mom.After pausing to remove the stake from her heart, Rhoda took a deep breath, then told her daughter, "Baby, all you're going to be, if I don't guide you, is barefoot and pregnant before you're twenty one -. Not only my part, but my subordinates too. I agree it isn't what I had in mind, but, well, stuff happens." Thinking that might have sounded like an apology, I tried to recoup. "Why waste your time here in paradise with an old geezer who has his nose to the grindstone?" She smiled brightly, but there was a look in her eye. As she spoke, I realized what it was. Puppy love. I remember thinking "Oh shit." I love older men" she breathed, in a teenagers voice when they try to be sexy. I shut my eyes,. I was awoken by you a short time later. You whispered “Follow me in about a minute, lover!” You got up and walked slowly down the back of the plane towards the toilets. You were sharing my next naughty idea obviously.I lay there for a moment, watching your lovely ass in the tight tracksuit wend down between the seats. After a minute, I got up and followed. My erection almost leading the way, as I had just woken up and due the assignation I had been promised. It was hard to hide in the. It was very distracting for my husband who just wanted to relax."2. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."3. "We went on holiday to Spain and had a problem with the taxi drivers as they were all Spanish."4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in the price."5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything.