"I tried. I swear, with every fiber of my being, I tried my absolute best not to burst out laughing, but I failed miserably. My abdomen was sore fro... laughing so much already, but I let out a rip-roaring belly laugh that had people around us staring in bemusement."Okay (sniff). I'm sorry (giggle, sniff). You live on a planet populated by Morons and Idiots (giggle)! You have got to be shittin' me. This is just too much!" As I said, only the 'Enlightened Ones' are called Morons for short. . The audience and the dancers applauded the drummers, and the crowd milled, some people wandering off, dancers putting layers back on.In the grip of a Sure Thing, I took Tanya's hand, and pulled her to our backpacks. I took mine, handed her hers, and ran from the fire. A little ways from the crowd, I stopped and turned to face her. A fat drop of water struck my shoulder. I kissed her, and she twined against me, flickering her tongue against mine.A few more drops struck me. "It's starting to-". She'd only given 2 blow jobs and they were both just one time things.Martin was in his room when he heard the shower start. Mom had just left for a woman's empowerment retreat and would be gone for a week so it had to be his sister. Just then, he felt a disturbance in his pants. He knew Angela was his sister but he didn't care. He wanted one more look. He snuck to the door to make sure he heard her actually in the shower. Then he tried the it. Damn! Locked. But he had an idea. He ran to the. I get it. I catch myself thinking, “When I see Dag...” or “I need to tell Dag...” But Dag isn’t there. I don’t know what I’d do if I didn’t have friends.Almost homeless“Merry Christmas,” Cinnamon said, lingering as she kissed me on the cheek when I entered the room. I noticed she spent considerably less effort on her peck on Angel’s cheek and somewhat more on Jordan. One of the other officers brought all our luggage up and told Jordan he’d be available whenever. Maizie came running to me,.