My married south Indian best friend started speaking to her husband in her native tongue (Tamil). I unlocked the door of the car and stepped out for s...me fresh air. My dick was still dripping with her saliva.Suddenly, as she was speaking to her husband, I was surprised as she came out as well. I had removed her upper garments completely; she was only in her leggings. She kneeled enticingly right in front of me. She motioned naughtily towards me while still continuing to speak with her hubby.I. In the second waking nightmare I am tied to the bed again. There is acamera above me, my mouth is held open in an O and I can feel a strapgoing around my head. I see a hand, whoever it belongs to is obscured bythe bright light of the camera; the hand is holding a big dildo. I feelmy eyes going wide in fear. The hand pushes the dildo through whatever itis holding my moth open. It pushes at the back of my throat making mewant to chock, I fear that I could drown in my own vomit with it on.The hand. " I wasn't a virgin," she giggled."Might as well have been."Damn, I hoped she wasn't horny. That would be all I needed, along with Tami still bugging me about Bobbi's virginity.I parked and shut off the car."I just wanted you to know that you were right." I usually am," I said pompously."Not according to Robbie," Darlene said and giggled again."What was I right about this time?" I asked, ignoring her comment."Afterward, when we were talking, you said there were guys out there who knew how to do. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn’t care. I came downtown on the bus, and the car that he was putting the tickets on had a bumper sticker that said, ‘Clinton in ‘16.’ I try to have a little fun each day now that I’m retired. It’s important to my health.This One Is Compliments of Charm_BHere’s one I found funny:All mushrooms are edible, but some only once.These Are Compliments of John ASome are dated but are still funny...1. My goal for 2016 was to lose just 10.