"No, he doesn't but somebody else does," confided Mavis."What? I don't understand," said Gwen thinking that her friend must be having an affair."Promi...e you will not tell Mike or anyone else, Gwen, please promise," said Mavis wondering if she had already said too much."Of course but are you saying that you are having an affair?" asked Gwen."No, I am not having an affair but I do get fucked," replied Mavis mysteriously."Still don't understand," said Gwen."You know that Mike is away a week at a. "Try the Pincers!" Mendoza called.Bob ageeed and with fifteen army blokes lifting they got the pincer piston scissors arm thing what Bob hadn't got round to giving a name to over by Cuciola and tried to fit up the auxiliary steam pipes, they couldn't figure it for a bit until Mavis Boggins the tart they hired in Bridlington to be the Pride of Grimethorpe's figurehead on voyage down and who was chucking coal and dead animals in firebox chucked down her shovel and wandered along to watch."It's. He didn’t. (must…not…vomit…on…shoes)See what I mean?! I shouldn’t have been allowed metal flatware! ***Like the social whore I am, I joined the rest of the twenty-somethings for Friday evening drinks at our local, overcrowded dive. Matt was there, pretending he wasn’t head over heels in love with me. There were others but they paled in his light. All except AJ; he’s a new level of hot. Whereas Matt is young, wholesomely hot, and hell bent on self-denial; AJ is sneaking up on forty, polished,. Haltingly May explained that “she had found she had a love of being pissed on, she went on that her fiancé had a thing about pee, she had come to enjoy it and she had wanted to try it again ever since so Peter had helped her out and she had found it a real turn on!” Rose said that she had been humiliated like that once at a garden party for an Earl, who had had Fred secure her beside the stairs to the garden in a c***d`s paddling pool and the partygoers used her as a urinal all night, the.