The bottom of my dress falls open as I do, revealing my garter belt and stockings. I take the pencil out of my long red hair and it falls down around ...y shoulders. I begin to ask you questions as to why you are here to see the doctor. I can tell that you are having a hard time concentrating on your answers because you are focusing on the way that I am sucking on the end of my pencil, pushing it in and out of my mouth—even licking it with my tongue. When I am done asking questions I ask you to. "That wasn't my idea, it was Robbie's!"Hailey turned around and grinned at Robbie. "Yeah?" That's okay," said Robbie, her eyes dancing with humor. "I'll collect mine from Tony later."I think I was the only one who heard the soft, "Shit! I never get to have any fun."The ride home was crowded. With one sister, three cousins, a girlfriend, a cheerleader and a quarterback in the van with me, we had to take turns inhaling. Hailey behaved, though probably only because the steering wheel would have. "Ashley, Jeff is terrific and he's only going to get better as he matures. But Jeff is the lucky one. Women with your mind and your heart are very rare. If I had the opportunity to magically pick out a woman for Jeff from all the women I've ever known, and I've known a lot of very wonderful women, you're the one I would pick. I feel as strongly about you for Jeff as I did when I picked my Sam for me." I'm still here, you know," said Sam.I don't know when the first tear started to slide down my. . . can’t do that with my own son. What should I do? Please, Vic! You’ve got to help me!”It pissed Vic off that she didn’t say a damn word about telling him to leave after he gave her the fuck of her life, or even a word of apology. Well, guess what, toots? That’s fucking okay! He had a plan that would have Mrs. Rosemary Criscola fucking like she never has. She may have said no to her son, but that could easily change with just the right handling.After Vic told her it would be better to.