“God Hoot, I love my titties mashed bare ass naked to your back and this wild thing throbbing under my pussy.”“I can’t wait to get the real th...ng throbbing and into my pussy, I’m SO fucking wet,” Sharon screamed into his ear.Hoot hit high gear with a spurt of speed just as they topped Sharon’s favorite little hill, she screamed as she got a super cum when her tummy flip flopped.Hoot rolled his Harley to the back side of the lake again, up under that big oak tree and shoved the kickstand down. “David, how did these pages get stuck together?” I asked.“I, I, can explain. They’re not mine, I’m minding….”“Don’t worry, David, I`m not complaining. In fact, the thought of you with these magazines excites me. Sit here with me.” He sat beside me on the bed. “Now, about these sticky pages.”“I couldn’t help it,” he said.“Take off your clothes, David.” I watched as he stripped naked. When he sat down his big cock was standing to attention.“Why couldn’t you help yourself?” His embarrassment. Let’s try to re-phrase that.”The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl.”“No, that still won’t work. Need something more acceptable.”They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite poultry farmer.”The accountant asks, “What does poultry farming have to do, with being a prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand cocks last year.”Chartered Acct : “Brilliant!! ‘Poultry Farmer’ it is! and Agricultural Income is tax-free.”Twelve of the finest (unintentional) double-entendres ever. A couple of centimetres further along I made a second hole then paced to the bed and secured the belt around her delicate neck.Pulling the end to test it caused Nat to moan. I lifted the strap. "Leash tight enough, my sexy pet?"The smudged eyeliner and dark mascara framed the perfect coffee rings of her eyes as she chewed her lower lip again, swallowed and shook her head. My heart thumped. Cock received a surge of blood. Reaching for her neck, shivering as I brushed the exposed skin, I adjusted.