That was a trivial thing because the pirates could easily get a pass key, but we wanted to annoy them as much as possible.We had changed clothes to st...rdy pants, shirts, and deck shoes. Now, we were ready for action! The first thing we wanted was to relieve one or more of the pirates of their AK-47s. The belaying pins were great when we had the advantage, but it was obvious that we were going to need the guns in order to overcome the pirates completely.We figured that most of the pirates would. But once I understood what she meant, it made perfect sense.I've also learned a few things like never, ever use the term ‘shemale’ or I might find myself missing an appendage that I really liked. She preferred ‘trans’ or ‘transsexual woman’ or simply refer to her as a woman and she was happy. In fact, she said one of the reasons she was attracted to me was I treated her like a lady and, aside from peeking down her top when given the opportunity, I was a gentleman.We met at lunch in a small pub.. Weeks would go without a call from Ken. When she called, he always wanted to see her. When he called it was usually for something special, like a weekend at a vacation resort. He gave her gifts. He remembered her birthday. The anniversary of the night they met was celebrated at the club where they met. He introduced her to several of his friends. He never introduced her to his colleagues at the law firm. He never introduced her to his parents.He let her know he dated other women. He told her. I was excited about my Mami being here. And I would stare at her ass all day, and try and touch her feet with mine while having dinner. I was taking the little things I was getting from my Mami without giving much away.But I had to at least see her naked once. So I decided to put my phone camera on record and put it in the bathroom while she took a shower. I concealed it in a perfume box and punctured a hole in it for the lens, and set it on the counter facing the shower.She took her shower and.