She was clearly a bit drunk and smelled of wine. She was waring a shirt and panties. I couldn't see any hair sticking out of her pantie line, which so...thed me some. She wasn't exactly like my ex then.She walked up to me, grabbed my neck and pulled me down into a deep kiss. It tasted of wine and something salty. She steered my not very reluctant hands to wader over her full body. Her tits down to her thick butt. She pulled out of the kiss."I decided to start without you. She put one hand down. I must have dreamed and quickly grabbed the remote to another channel. Amazement, the same commercial of a known actor was standing before in a truck commercial talking without a stitch. Changing the channels with saw various individuals all naked until I came to the classic, Friends. Almost fell onto the floor, convinced that be dreaming, every one of them on the screen was unquestionably naked, Monica Chandler and the rest. I grabbed the remote and turned it off.Currently, live by myself in a. “Do you really want to baby?” “Yes please Daddy,” I said almost in a pleading voice. I was still sitting on the edge of the lounger with him directly in front of me, his bulge right in front of my face. “Okay sweetheart, if you are sure.” I didn’t wait for any further instruction and fingered the waistband of his shorts with both hands, gently easing them down over his hips, then his cock. It was awesome! It lunged forward at me, shocking me slightly at its size and I let go of the shorts. Being turned on and horny is what makes it masturbating, otherwise you'd have an orgasm every time you washed yourself in the shower. Just...close your eyes and think about things that turn you on. You need that mental stimulation." Don't you watch porn when you jack off?"Of course! Why did I think girls could just shlick over nothing? They must need porn or something else to masturbate too! But then..."Yeah but you didn't look too excited from what I showed you. There should be other things.