It was so hot seeing her act like a slut, and doing this…So he comes out, and says thanks, that was fun.. we all laughed, she walks up to him, and s...arts kissing him. They stop, and he says just like the old days… I say what, having threesomes in a car and laugh… he followed it up with “so she obviously hasn’t told you about her freaky days eh? I walk him out, and we swap numbers as he goes. He added me on ig, and said if I want to hear about the ol days let him know! I said absolutely, and. His mother (full of wisdom and wishing to still hold the reins) instructed her son in just what to...wear, say, walk, talk and anything else she could think of! Of course the tired old refrain of "cut your hair" was added and ignored as was usual. LOL...The year? 1969! (Parents were divorced sad to say.)So, scrubbed groomed and smelling good, the young man got up the courage and walked into the nursing home. He went up to the glassed in main desk and said the all-important words, "I am looking. Tabi hamari kiss end hoti hai.Tab hum dono ek dusre ki or dekh rahe the mom pyasi lag rahi thi. Maine mom ko utha ya aur kitchen slab pe rakh diya. Mom ko samajh nahi aya. To maine mom ki sari ki uper se hi chut ki taraf dekha.To samajh gayi. Jaise main niche jane laga usne sari ko upar kar diya. Apne kitchen slab pe thoda piche sarkte hue apne dono pair bhi upar kitchen slab pe rakh kar faila diye.Hai ab kya dikh rahi thi mom aise baith ke. Main bas uski taraf dekh raha tha. Aur usne apna ek. "He doesn't take instruction all that well. Since he knows everything you can't teach him a thing. Let's go see what they left me for a note."We walked over to her tent ... pinned to her door was a note written in Sharpie.'Simone, I'm fine. They're in a panic about a little bite. I'll probably have to stay the night for observation. I'll be back. When you're dealing with idiots you expect moronic behavior. John'Just a little note, written in Sharpie, on a the back of a piece torn from her.