Hermione did her best, but after a few pages, she gave up. The genteel tale of life in a nineteenth-century English village was in stark contrast to h...r present circumstances, and Hermione could not sympathize at all with Elinor's problems. "Stupid girl," thought Hermione as she closed the book and thrust it back into her bag.The sound of classroom doors opening echoed through the corridor outside, followed by the thunder of rushing feet: the first class of the day was already over, and soon. She got to her feet and dashed into the study, slamming the door behind her.As she reached out to switch the computer on, she realised that her hands were covered in poo. Indeed, so were her arms, her inner thighs, her shins, and most of her front. She took off her t-shirt and wiped herself down thoroughly, managing to get herself pretty clean within a minute or two. She tossed the t-shirt in a corner - it was now disgustingly filthy.She switched on the computer and waited impatiently for. He started the conversation with “Hey, I also enjoy making tacos at 3 am before going to sleep! Wanna meet up sometime?” All the other guys who ever texted me said something along the lines of “Hey Babygirl! I think you’re real cute, wanna hook-up sometime?” Yeah no, I would never date a guy like that. I’m looking for something more than just a hook up. I’m 22 and I’ve never felt love. How pathetic. But I’m hoping tonight will be the beginning of a new chapter in my life.“Hey, are you Dana?”. She shoveled some pancakes onto his plate and Peter’s and said, “Okay, enough testosterone for now. Eat.”The two males teased her for the rest of the breakfast by flexing their muscles at her, then Jimmy ran upstairs to dress. “Good Lord. Who let the dogs out?” she said.“Hey, we’re just trying to figure out who the alpha male is. Wait until we drop our pants and measure our...”, replied her lover.“Shssshhh! Enough of that! There will be no ‘measuring’ in this house!” interceded Lauren.