One evening I lay in my bed thinking about my situation and decided to crank my affair with Carmen up to the next level. So the next morning as I walk...d into the kitchen, I knew it was going to a risky gamble and I felt how the adrenaline was pumping. Carmen stood at the kitchen isle with her back to me, dressed in a red satin nightie that only came down to the upper half of her thigh. She had a matching sleeved cover up on, which were partial hiding the nightie, but still emphasized her. Woh jab bhi naha kar aati hai to balcony mein apne baal sukhati hai unke gile badan mein se unki choochi bahut hi mast lagti hai. Mein jab ghar mai rahta hooon to mere nazar unke chunchi par hi hoti hai. Lekin woh itna dhyan nahin deti ki mein unke chunchi dekh raha hooon. Sasu ma ki gaand itni mast hai ki ek baar touch kar ne ka dil karta hai. Ek din holi ka din tha sasu ma aur unki bete nisha ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya aur mujh par unki beti ne paani gira diya aur mujhe rang lagane ke liye jid. "Sit down, or walk out - those are your options, Josh," Miss Grangersighed. "I'm sure I don't need to remind you what walking out would meanfor you, and I'm sure none of us in this room want that, yes? Either way,I won't have you stood there all afternoon, so if you've not come and satdown in the next 10 seconds I shall ask the guards to remove you. 10...9..."I felt my feet moving before my brain had come to terms with what neededto be done, and my aching butt was perched on the chair before. She had found a pack of rubbers in Fred's pocket when she was doing the wash and wondered why. She said she had her tubes tied when their last baby was born and had been "surgically safe" over 10 years. After thinking about those rubbers she hired a private detective and he brought her pictures and videos of the two cheaters doin the dirty deed.Now I will admit to having the kind of mind that sees things a little different than most folks. I am not sure I would call myself "the sneakiest,.