We went out into his mother's backyard, where I sexily stripped for him. I was so excited because it seemed so perilous. Though trees surrounded the y...rd, I was certain we were clearly visible from the street. But I posed nonetheless, my heart pounding and my excitement peaking. Later, we made love right there on the little love seat we had dragged out for the pictures! That was truly risky and terribly thrilling. That night, Joey drove me home nude, which was a bit more frightening than I. It involved doing squats, but instead of justlowering our butts to the floor, we had to sit down on this strange pole,which went - get this! - into our butthole! And as if that wasn't hardenough, the pole was slim at the top but got thicker towards the bottom!Kind of like a gigantic carrot. It was also marked with measurements.Ashlee was the first to try and it was clearly very uncomfortable forher, even though Joy made it easier by covering the pole with some sortof gel, so it could slip. . Tumhe jo khush karne hi to aaye hai. Dosto sach mein mein jab bhi ladies ke koi sexy undergarments dekhta hu to mera lund vahi khada ho jaata hai. Aur ladies ke kuch undergarments hi hame horny karne ke liye kafi hote hai. Meine kaha jaanu aaj to tumhe jam kar chodunga. Apne boo boo to dikhao.Ab nahi raha jaa raha. Usne kaha haa jaan puri kasar nikal lena in 3 dino mein. Tum khd hi dekh lo mere boo boo aur ek naughty smile ki. Fir meine uska tshirt upar kiya aur bra ke upar se hi uske boo boo. He led me into a bathroom and closed the door for privacy. Was this a metaphor for flushing our wedding down the toilet? ‘Couldn’t we have done this just a little bit earlier?’ I asked. ‘We’re supposed to start in around fifteen minutes.’ ‘They never start when they’re scheduled, I’m pretty sure that would cause a rift in the time-space continuum.’ I suddenly realized everything would be alright. I had misjudged Jeff yet again. ‘I needed time to think. And,’ he blushed, ‘I was being childish. I.